Stay Close this is Bat Country

I headed to a few days in Vegas by myself to decompress form all the bad and good shit that has happened over the last few months. Also I got a $1,000 tax refund and decided to "Brewster's Millions" the refund.


My Puppy was not excited she snuggled with me trying to get me stay.




I had to go despite the cute puppy







I got a chance to stop in My college town and visit lots of old friends. I got into town about 2 am so i decided on a whim to camp out for the night.I went to walmart and purchased tent and slept in the park. when I awoke I noticed a man sleeping on a bench near me I asked him in he needed a tent and gave him the tent I bought last night. I was a good start to the day.

this is how i look after camping in a park. still pretty sexy, huh?



I spent the day visiting old friends like Erin, Beckster, Jared, the old Starbuck's crew. It the perfect start to a decompression vacation.












I headed for Vegas that night and got into town around 7pmish. Just when the day begins in Vegas. I Checked into the Planet Hollywood Casino and started spending money foolishly.











If anyone knows the Bar Bryan you know I LOVE "Washington Apples"


2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
2 oz DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice

Delish.











I had around 40 of these over the course of the next 3 days. The drinking made traveling a challenge I found myself lost and heading towards the only lights I could see an Instacare which ended up being the Hard Rock Hotel. I played craps and met some friends. eventually I made my way to the ticket counter to purchase "Minus the Bear" after drunkly arguing with the ticket lady about not being able to buy tickets my soon to be new friend Carl explained to me that they were playing at the "House of Blues" not where I was. Carl and I had a good night of hanging and gambling. the next morning Carl and I ate breakfast. well it was noon but I had recently woke up and it was Crepes so that is breakfast to me. Carl dressed up for breakfast. this is him.


I sadly had only a tuxedo to wear.















I spent the day shopping. I got some new shoes.


















And ate in this restaurant which I still say looks like a Giant penis. It is located at the new Aria Casino on the strip. I at in what could only be described as the testicles of the wooden shaft.











That night I was going to the Minus the Bear concert.











I was the Fucking Awesome MTB puts on a great show.











Made back to the Planet Hollywood after the show in time for the poker tournament. I didn't win bu 15th is not a bad finish made it to the final two tables.

I finished the trip off the only way to finish off a trip to Vegas by getting a tattoo at the Hart & Hunington Shop in The Hard Rock. here is my newest beauty